me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato
"You have, somehow, successfully engineered a way to safely dispense Alchemist’s Fire via pressurized hose…"
DM, upon the party’s gnome rolling three nat 20’s to make a flamethrower before entering the Troll Marshes (via outofcontextdnd)